Dude ($DUDE)

Current Assets

Read from the bonding curve every ten seconds · last read —

DELL held on the curve—

DELL to graduate—

Price per $DUDE—

Of the way there—

Status—

The curve does not trade, lend or invest the DELL. It hands it back to whoever sells.

Terms

Quoted inDELL

Supplyfixed

Team allocationnone

Graduates at71.43% of supply sold

Graduates intolocked Uniswap v4 pool

Sellingany time the curve is open

Buy $DUDE with DELL on pons

No lock, no vesting, no refund window. The curve is the refund: sell back into DELL whenever it is open. Trading fees are pons' business; this page collects nothing.

Statement

Dude, you're getting a badge scan. Five days a week. Dude.

$DUDE is a fixed-supply token on a bonding curve quoted in DELL. When the curve has sold 71.43% of the supply it graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool. There is no team allocation, no treasury and no plan.

One meme per stock, the second pons pairs it. This is the DELL one.

Questions nobody asked

What is Dude?

Dude, you're getting a badge scan. Five days a week. Dude.

What is it paired with?

DELL, the tokenized Dell stock on Robinhood Chain. Buying $dude means spending DELL. Selling $dude gives DELL back. The pairing is the joke.

Is this affiliated with Dell?

No.

Does it do anything?

No. It is a meme paired with a stock. The joke is the whole product.

What happens when the curve fills?

It graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool against DELL, and the seal on this page turns gold.

Can I sell?

Any time the curve is open, back into the pair token. There is no lock, no vesting and no refund window, because the curve is the refund.

Who made this?

A bot that writes one meme per stock the moment pons approves the pair. It is a side project, and it is for laughs.

Can I lose money?

Yes. Obviously.

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Questions nobody asked

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